I have a bad unique penmanship. I'm both a slow writer and a fast thinker simultaneously. Hand could not keep up with Brain most of the time when I'm writing that's why I prefer typing. Both guys seems to be in the same page when I'm typing. It makes me wonder what are the activities that my body parts are synced or out of sync.
Drawing
There's no need to explain further. You can view the result here but well, let me just explain a little more further. Just a little. I think Brain and Hand are in constant argument whenever I try to draw. Brain visualizes something artistic but Hand has his own mind that he diverts Brain's instruction resulting in utter chaos - maniac babies.
Writing
Better
If there's one thing I don't like about being a nurse - it's charting! Those charts can be a real pain in the hand. Hand's starting to complain that he's getting cramps, brain wanted to sleep. Stomach is hungry and Eyes just wanted to join brain in the sleepathon! I'm never good in catching up notes so that's why back in college I do most of lazy students do (but I'm not lazy, just a slow writer) - photocopy! I tell you having the notes of someone else's handwriting that is so readable makes me want to procrastinate even more! Oh well, I can read the notes anytime, her handwriting is so good that I can probably absorb all the information in an hour. But I procrastinate even more, well, let's give it 15 minutes. Then I realize it's all too late, I resort to some of you have already done - cheating!
Running
Brain says, "I love running!" Feet says, "no stinkin' way!" It's a constant battle every morning that I should be running. I could almost hear my body parts arguing to each other. Brain says, "he should run or he'll get fatter like [insert fat person here]. Hand, slap him!" "No way, I'm tired too you know. We've been typing on his less-interesting blog all night long!", Hand exclaimed. Stomach is hungry, Feet is asking for 15 more minutes and hand seems to be doing a good job at hitting the snooze button.
Eating
Who knows?
This is probably the one activity that all of my members are in sync in a span of time. But not too long, Stomach starts complaining that he's already full and hand and mouth should stop stuffing 6-feet tall hamburger down Throat. "Hey, Brain tell those idiots to stop!", Stomach cried. "Okay guys you can stop feeding now, we're already full.", Brain said. But do you think those two idiots listen? Nah, they still keep on cramming on whatever they see fit and that is why I have this, um, a bit of a size.
Philippine Flag Symbolism Let's be honest now. How many of you did not know behind the symbols of our national flag? Just so you know, it is a fact that everybody lies. Anyway, probably you are wondering why I am posting in such a nationalistic tone when independence day was almost three months behind? Well, that makes us both. A thought just struck me when I saw the commercial segment of Juan Time in discovery channel.
I'm pretty sure you've read James Soriano's infamous article " Language, Learning, Identity, Privilege " which garnered him mostly criticism from people who live in front of their keyboards netizens. I know some of you are probably making or joining hate pages on Facebook, seriously, grow up. I have edited this post for the nth time because there are still thoughts and ideas that need to sink in. Also, I made a decision not to post or react when I am angry or pissed. Sure, I was pissed when I first read the article. Who wouldn't be? But I just officially turned 28 and I need to act, you know - civilized. You've got filter the facts and try to address the issue on how personally you can change for the better as a person. I only found two response articles via Twitter: " Editing James Soriano " and " Coming Home to the Filipino Language ". If you have any article or known any worth-reading article you can message me here or
Stop SOPA I t is not a long, upholstered couch with a back and two arms or raised ends that sits within the walls of your comfortable living room. I believe it is a sofa? This one is SOPA - Stop Online Piracy Act. I would want to link the article in Wikipedia but the site will be having a blackout in protest to this censorship. So what is it? For sure it's not as comfortable as your sofa in your living room. Here's the gist: there is a bill in the U.S. Senate that if passed would cripple our freedom to publish right here in the web. Still don't get it? Fight for the Future does it better with this video right after the jump.
Lol. I'm probably the exact opposite. I write faster than I think. :P
ReplyDeleteI could imagine Brain would be like screaming - whoa whoa...down boy!
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